Clean, Dirty, or Just Confused?
The Hygiene & Beauty Dilemma You Didn’t Know You Had
Health & Beauty, Non-Fiction
Date Published: May 24, 2025
Are we too clean, not clean enough… or just making it all up as
we go?
You brush, rinse, scrub, shave, exfoliate, moisturize, pluck, dab, blot, and
maybe—just maybe—wonder if it’s all a bit much. Spoiler: It
might be.
In “To Wash or Not to Wash” – Clean, Dirty, or Just Confused? The Hygiene
& Beauty Dilemma You Didn’t Know You Had, author Andreas Baku takes
a hilariously honest, sometimes uncomfortable, and oddly enlightening journey
through modern hygiene and beauty habits. With entertaining humor and sharp
insight, he unpacks everything from deodorant dilemmas to skin-care
scams—and asks the ultimate question: Are we doing all this for health,
hygiene, and our beauty… or just for show?
What to Expect Inside:
– The truth about how often you should shower (and what you’re doing to
your poor skin)
– The razor reality: shaving myths, routines, and eco-friendly alternatives
– A breakdown of what we’re spending (and overspending) in the name of
“freshness”
– Deep dives into deodorant, face wash, anal hygiene (yes, we go there), and
beauty marketing madness
– Quizzes, checklists, cultural insights, and a whole lot of myth-busting
Smart, funny, and unfiltered, this book will make you laugh, cringe, question
your habits, and maybe rethink that 12-step “clean girl” routine.
Whether you’re hygiene-obsessed, beautifully indifferent, or somewhere
in between—this book is your permission to clean up smarter, not harder.
About the Author
Andreas Baku is a humor-driven, credit-card-surviving author who turns
everyday chaos into clever commentary. Best known for his entertaining yet
insightful takes on health, hygiene, and life’s messier corners, Andreas
believes personal care should come with fewer rules and a lot more laughter.
His latest book, To Wash or Not to Wash, was born from years of following his
daughter—and his wife—through beauty aisles like a lost puppy.
Watching them shop in a trance, testing serums like they were on a reality
game show, and casually racking up receipts longer than a CVS coupon list,
Andreas had a realization: it was time to write a book. Not just for the
overwashed or underwashed, but for the utterly confused.
Before this, Andreas tackled fast food culture with Fast Food Made Healthy and
Comida Rápida Hecha Saludable, empowering readers to enjoy their guilty
pleasures without the guilt. His writing blends smart research, practical
advice, and just the right amount of sarcasm—whether he’s debunking
skincare myths or helping you survive a drive-thru with your dignity intact.
Now in his early 50s, Andreas has embraced his second act as an author, using
his voice to demystify modern wellness, clean living, and the illusion of
perfection we’ve all been sold.
Follow his misadventures and musings on Facebook at andreas.baku.9, and
YouTube @andreasbaku891.
Contact Links
Website
Facebook
Purchase Link
Amazon
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