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1) Has humor served you in life as a coping or survival tool?
No—but survival tools have served my humor.
About a year ago, I went out and bought a limited edition Swiss Army Knife. Now that thing writes all my jokes. It’s true what they say: Swiss Army Knives really can do anything.
2) Are you funny in real life or just on paper?
Well, I don’t know. I mean, I can be funny on paper. But I’m funnier on a charging rhinoceros in Spanx. RWAAAARR!!
3) Were you THE class clown?
No, but while we’re on the subject of clowns: I once saw a clown doing sit-ups. It’s funny how things work out.
4) Are you often surprised when you try to be serious and people say, you’re so funny?
It usually goes the other way. Everyone says my jokes come out like a thinly veiled cry for help. Of course, they say that about all the hostages in this godforsaken hellhole.
5) Please share the best family friendly joke you have ever heard.
I shot an elephant in my underpants. How he got in my underpants, I’ll never know.
Thank you for sharing your book Edger and insights into your humor.
Thank you for showcasing it on your blog!
Edger by David Beem
Meet Edger (Ed-jer), a twenty-six-year-old gadget retail dork destined to become the world’s first superhero!
His superpower: the ability to channel the Collective Unconscious, a psychic network connecting the living and the dead. In his arsenal are the skills of Bruce Lee, the strength of Samson, the wisdom of the ages…and the dancing chops of Michael Jackson—including that one twisty foot move, crotch grab, and fedora tilt.
But there’s a catch…
Like every psychic superpower to get administered through a hypodermic needle, this one comes with a prick. Someone seems to have misplaced the booster necessary for stabilizing his superpower. Without it, Edger has three days before his brain turns to pudding.
Join our Dork of Destiny as he overcomes the world’s greatest butt, two rival Cluck-n-Pray gangs, an evil cow, a Green Bay Defensive Tackle, rifle-toting assassins—and a pair of stoners who inadvertently create the world’s first supervillain after a wild night on Twitter!
David Beem enjoys superhero movies, taekwondo, and flossing. He lives in Djibouti with his family and crippling self-doubt. Help actualize David’s inner confidence. Visit his website today, and buy all the stuff.
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